Elizabeth Halsey (Cameron Diaz) is a sleazy gold digger. She takes a job as a teacher as it seems like a position in which she can be paid to do nothing. When her main target's mother gets wise to the nature of Elisabeth she is dumped. Now she just happened to find a substitute with an expensive watch. With target reset she finds the path is not clear as she has a rival Amy Squirrel (Lucy Punch).
Will Elisabeth find the gold she seeks or is she destined to die with small frontal accoutrements?
There are lots of Cameron facial expressions to enjoy and some nice wet scenes. On the other hand we have lots of potty mouth.