I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?
DeGeneres's amiably oddball riffs on everything from kale to catwalks to Jesus will make fans smile. (People
Whatever the topic, DeGeneres's compulsively readable style will appeal to fans old and new. (Publisher's Weekly
Fans will not be disappointed. This hodgepodge...displays throughout the author's gift for capturing the absurd hilarity of internal monologue...[DeGeneres's] trademark wit and openness shine through. (Kirkus Reviews