Previous centuries didn't have science fiction as we have had science fiction. We have had descriptions and depictions of the future, from _Metropolis_ to _Flash Gordon_ to _2001_; none of the predictions comes close to what the future actually brought. No one fifty years ago could have expected the scientific and electronic marvels we have now at our fingertips. We have zipped into the future, and it is really quite wonderful, except for one very basic deficiency: "Where's my jetpack?" That's the question that is asked over and over (sometimes with a bit of profanity inserted) by freelance writer Mac Montandon in _Jetpack Dreams: One Man's Up and Down (But Mostly Down) Search for the Greatest Invention That Never Was_ (Da Capo Press). Montandon isn't the only one asking. When Bill Gates was a guest on _The Daily Show_, Jon Stewart did an abrupt change of subject and asked, "When are we going to get jetpacks?" (Gates's answer: "We're not working on that one.") Montandon came of age in the _Star Wars_ era, and "thus was very certain that by no later than the year 2000 we would most definitely be living _in the future_." The future included commuting by jetpack rather than Kias. What happened?
What happened is that imagination betrayed us. Montandon gives one example after another of jetpacks in comics or movies, but points out that the power of each has to do with a fantasy people have had for as long as they have had imaginations: wouldn't it be wonderful if we could fly? A guy with a jetpack is far closer to the fantasy ideal of flight than anyone enclosed within a plane. We got serious about jetpacks in the fifties, when Tom Moore, one of Dr. Wernher Von Braun's circle of engineers and a Buck Rogers fan, got a grant of $25,000 from the Army for this innovative way of moving soldiers. When other engineers got a jetpack that could produce liftoff, test pilots strapped it on, and by the early sixties, reliable, stable flight was being achieved, lasting all of 21 seconds. One of the pilots was Bill Suitor, who became the world's best jetpack pilot. He said flying the gadget was like "standing on a beach ball bobbing in the middle of a swimming pool," but he mastered the art of flying it. It was Suitor who stood in for Sean Connery when James Bond jetpacked in _Thunderball_. He flew it for the opening of the 1984 Olympic Games in Los Angeles. And this is just about as far as practical jetpacking has come, a show that gets everyone's attention at openings of malls or state fairs - for 21 seconds. It is a toy, not a tool.
That does not make any difference to the countless tinkerers who are trying to make their jetpack dreams into reality. Montandon has a fine time traveling to see these guys all over the globe, and his rollicking prose makes a reader glad to be with him. He was hoping to don a jetpack himself and try it out; he never got closer than that first step. It's the sort of expectation and disappointment that echoes throughout this amusing tour of an idea that (for some) won't go away. Typical of these geeks is 32-year-old Jeremy McGrane of New Hampshire, who tinkers with his good-looking, sleek jetpack invention in his parents' garage. It is a recreation of Wendell Moore's original machine, with improvements, and it has yet to fly. McGrane says, "Most guys are dreaming of alcohol and women - not me. I'm just dreaming about how to make a throttle valve. It's peculiar behavior, I'll admit it, but sometimes I can't sleep at night." Trek Aerospace has a heli-jet that will do a jetpack's business, once a few kinks, like its 370-pound weight and its inability to fly, get worked out. The Skycar similarly has been in development for millions of dollars and 45 years, but doesn't fly. One of the most successful jetpack pioneers is Juan Manuel Lozano, "The Mexican Rocket Man", whom Montandon visits in Mexico City. Unfortunately, Mr. Lozano is immobile in his recliner, recovering from broken ribs and burns; well, just another jetpack that didn't live up to the dream. The dreamers are not always amiable kooks; the tale of the jetpack called "Pretty Bird" from the American Rocketbelt Corporation involves kidnapping, torture, and murder. It is more fun to enjoy with Montandon the first International Rocketbelt Convention, held in 2006 in Niagara Falls, with the slogan, "Where the past meets the present". Montandon is dismayed the there is so much nostalgia (where is the future in that slogan?). One of the old Bell Aerospace pilots sings his song to the conventioneers about the pioneers of the jetpack, and accompanies himself on the ukulele. At the convention store, you can buy a bumpersticker that says, "I'd Rather Be Flying a Rocketbelt". Dream on.