Hey Scholastic!!! Publish THIS:
Five little goldfish swimming in the water
One of them bumped his head on the side of the bowl
The mother of the goldfish called the doctor and the doctor said:
"NO MORE GOLDFISH SWIMMING IN THE WATER!"
Five little goldfish drying in the sun,
They all got stinky and cooked well done,
The mother of the goldfish called the doctor, and the doctor said:
"NO MORE GOLDFISH DRYING IN THE SUN!"
Five little gold fish carcases lying on their back,
The guy who wrote this must have been on crack.
Mama called the publisher and the publisher said,
GIVE THAT GUY A BOOK CONTRACT!!!"