Biggest trash book ever. I was going through my library of books to sell some and came across a few really bad ones. But even they don't compare to this one! How did I EVER get this book? I certainly hope I didn't pay for it! COMPLETELY USELESS. NOT FUNNY. STUPID. REALLY ULTRA STUPID. YOU COULDN'T WRITE SOMETHING THIS STUPID IF YOU WERE PAID! Ugh... I hate that I even have this book in my hands. Please someone buy it from me! Haha... It should go to Goodwill. No, it should go in the garbage can. Can we sue the author and the publisher? This is beyond highway robbery. No one should EVVVVER read this book. It IS that bad.