Here's the short version of this review: This book was an incredible disappointment. Fans of the series thus far will no doubt be compelled to read this. And WHEN you hate it, please take solace in the fact that you're NOT ALONE.
Like everyone else, I waited patiently for Frankenstein Book 3. When I saw it in the store, I was shocked and overjoyed, as its appearance was completely unexpected. I violated speed laws to drive home, whereupon I immediately dug out books 1 and 2 and began to reread them. Now, I'd read Koontz's "admission of inability to collaborate", and it seemed very... defensive with a belligerent spin. When I saw he'd re-released the originals, sans the co-writers' credits, I was dismayed. Seemed like a real egotistical move. But hey, he's Koontz. I loved the guy. And then I read the first... what was it? 20 pages of the book? Paragraph upon paragraph of "Acclaim for Dean Koontz". The dude actually felt it necessary to reprint every good thing anyone has ever said about him, as if to say "Those co-writers were beneath me, and how DARE you rabble harass me for this book? Well now after 20 pages of accolades, you know with whom you're dealing. So here's your %$#!ing book; I hope you choke on it. Now I can get back to Odd Thomas 6" I felt kinda like an Erika, put in my place and crying on the floor.
Halfway through the book, I realized that the protagonists had spent half the book DRIVING AROUND TOWN. Literally, the fate of the world is ostensibly in their hands, and they're cruising Nawlins in a Honda. They weren't looking for anything or going anywhere in particular... not even evading the assassins who were secretly on their trail. They were just... cruisin'. It seemed as if the Desert Eagles and Urban Snipers received more character development. And Deucalion? He doesn't live up to the dazzling potential we all hoped for. In fact the major accomplishment that he, O'Connor, and Madison contributed was... they watched. Whilst armed with Deagles and Urban Snipers, who also looked on.
Koontz used Hurricane Katrina as an excuse to not write the book. So... he makes it rain in the book. "A storm is brewing", sure. But... I dunno. Sounds very excusey to me.
And JOCKO??? Are your SERIOUS?? Take the homeliness of Gollum, mix in the self esteem issues of Dobby from Harry Potter, and wrap it up in a Jar Jar Binks likeability factor. Horrible. And the Mother of All Deus Ex Machinas? Just... just... COME ON, DEAN?!!?! Really??
Koontz has long been my favorite writer. Lately, quite the opposite. He's churning out SO MANY BOOKS... and none that I've read in the past 10 years or so (save Frankenstein 1 and 2) entertained me in any meaningful way, or better yet, made me THINK like his older books used to. He's begun writing for the sake of writing. Quantity over any semblance of quality. I read one a while back (name escapes me) where they go through this whole hardcover saga, only to find out the Everyman Protagonist is actually an undercover Special Forces dude. it's like he said "Wow... we're at page 462... guess I better start wrapping this up". But I'm getting away from Frankenstein 3. Bitter, bitter disappointment. So incredibly sad and depressing for a lifelong Koontz fan.